Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
hatteress: I like your clothes like I like my eyebrows. Gone.
agentotter: You must be a shapeshifter 'cause you're making a shape shift in my pants.
agentotter: Baby they call it 'mooning' 'cause your ass is making me howl.
hatteress: I don't have to bite you to be inside of you. (I felt dirty just writing that)
hatteress: My tail's not the only thing I can wag.
agentotter: The Alpha... is my penis.
agentotter: It's not the full moon, but I'm transforming in my pants.
agentotter: I'm like a kanima in bed... really good at taking orders.
hatteress: Are you stairs? Because I really want to jump you.
hatteress: Are you the full moon? Because you're making me want to get down on all fours.
agentotter: Are you a line of mountain ash 'cause girl I wanna get inside you.
hatteress: Are you wolfsbane? 'Cause you're making me faint.
agentotter: Gurl you must be my Alpha 'cause I can't get you out of my mind.
agentotter: Baby you must be a hunter 'cause you've captured my heart.